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Frank Zappa

Frank Zappa
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it's going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
The essence of Christianity is told to us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the Tree of Knowledge. The subtext is,All the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on. You could be in the Garden of Eden if you had just kept your fucking mouth shut and hadn't asked any questions.
The computer can't tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what's missing is the eyebrows.
The Book says BURN and DESTROY repent and redeem and revenge and deploy and rumble thee forth to the land of the unbelieving scum 'cause they don't go for what's in the Book and that makes 'em BAD.
The bassoon is one of my favorite instruments. It has a medieval aroma, like the days when everything used to sound like that. Some people crave baseball...I find this unfathomable, but I can easily understand why a person could get excited about playing the bassoon.
Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?
Remember, there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
Remember, Information is not knowledge; Knowledge is not Wisdom;Wisdom is not truth; Truth is not beauty; Beauty is not love;Love is not music; Music is the best.
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for the people who can't read.
Modern Americans behave as if intelligence were some sort of hideous deformity.
Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.
I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa.
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
Hey, you know something, people? I'm not black, but there's a whole lot of times I wish I could say I'm not white.
Don't eat yellow snow.
Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I'm concerned -- I support your right to enjoy it. However, I would appreciate it if you exhibited more respect for the rights of those people who do not wish to share your dogma, rapture or necrodestination.
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
If you want to get laid, go to college, but if you want an education, go to the library.